Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I'm moving into Del Boca Vista, lock, stock, and barrel.


Sure there have been some great art exhibitions in the past, and yeah some of them probably had pretty nifty titles. But they have all been put to shame by the maverick genius's at ArtHive and the forthcoming Art Vanderlay Exhibition. The show will feature a bunch of Seinfeld themed pieces [including this Mandelbaum themed gem from my colleague Grant Hunter] when it kicks off this Friday. There will also be prizes for best Seinfeldian dress and an Elaine dance contest. Sweet fancy Moses!

I have contributed a couple of pieces including this one based on a pair of my numerous favourite peripheral characters...


So if you're in Newcastle this weekend and are a fan of awesomeness, you would have to be a complete hipster doofus not to attend.

Monday, May 02, 2011

Wash your mouth out with soap.


It's the 2nd day of a new month and we all know what that means - It's 48 hours after the announcement of the May Xray Studios Swear Word Of The Month™ should have taken place! Cynics will suggest the tardiness was due to incompetence and/or sloth on my behalf but they couldn't be more wrong. This months entries were the filthiest yet and our panel of judges [including Deadwood brothel owner Al Swearingen, 80s comedian Andrew Dice Clay and some crazy homeless guy] were locked away in the judgement chamber for LITERALLY DAYS trying to reach consensus. At the end of their deliberations the winning entry was....