Monday, May 02, 2011

Wash your mouth out with soap.

It's the 2nd day of a new month and we all know what that means - It's 48 hours after the announcement of the May Xray Studios Swear Word Of The Month™ should have taken place! Cynics will suggest the tardiness was due to incompetence and/or sloth on my behalf but they couldn't be more wrong. This months entries were the filthiest yet and our panel of judges [including Deadwood brothel owner Al Swearingen, 80s comedian Andrew Dice Clay and some crazy homeless guy] were locked away in the judgement chamber for LITERALLY DAYS trying to reach consensus. At the end of their deliberations the winning entry was....

"Moist" by wharfie mouthed Nancy Vandal enthusiast Amelia. She wins piece 4 in the prestigious Profane Robots of The 23rd Century original artwork series, depicting a fearsome C-5 Assault Droid stepping in a dog shit. This framed masterpiece will be winging it's way to Amelia's pool room to be admired by international art collectors and drunken bozos alike for decades to come. For your chance to win your own piece of foul mouthed robo-art read how to enter this thrilling monthly contest.


Amelia said...

I am simply thrilled to be named as the winner of this month's competition! My pool room will look sad and sparse no more thanks to you.

This is probably the highlight of the year; eclipses that moist twat Prince Whatsisname's wedding and is way more creative than the bloody Bin Laden conspiracist douche cleansers.

Did anything else happen this year? I don't think so! Thank you Mike, I will cherish my droid forever.

PS What's it like under Vader's mask? Moist!

Fox said...

You are a deserved winner madam. I am delighted you managed to fit your swear word in context twice in the above response.