Thursday, March 24, 2011

The decade in Frenzal T-Shirts.


Australian punk rock heritage listed items Frenzal Rhomb have been banging away at their so called craft for nigh on 20 years. And for a decade's worth of that time I have been knocking out t-shirt designs for their bawdy and heavily inebriated clientele. The various low brow concepts the band has thrown up in this period appear to be part of a challenge to find the point at which their fans would find a design too stupid, crass or tasteless to buy and wear. The point has yet to be reached, and their fans threaten to never crack. 

I'm not sure if this is every design I've ever done, but it's pretty close. Behold, the gallery of Rhombwear [Click on a design to embiggen]...

BIRD ATTACK 
WHITE TRASH, WHITE TRASH, WHITE TRASH & WHITE TRASH
 POWDERFINGERED
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO SUCK
BOHEMIAN LEPROSY
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN BROWN

BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE
AUSTRIAN TOUR: ONE VENUE, EVERY NIGHT, 25 YEARS
MAGGOT HEAD'S BACK: LET'S ROCK!
 NO WAY TO RELIEVE A TROUBLED MIND
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID BAND [1]
 FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID BAND [2]
GOON WOLF
FOREVER MALCOLM YOUNG [1]
FOREVER MALCOLM YOUNG [2] 
GABBA GABBA YOU SUCK
WORLD'S FUCKEDEST CUNT
I'M A BACKWARDS USELESS PIECE OF DOGSHIT [AND I VOTE] 
DON'T TOUCH THE RABBIT
AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT RUSSELL CROWE'S BAND'S A FUCKING PILE OF SHIT
NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH BALLS
FRENZAL RHOMB TOLD ME THEIR BOYS COULDN'T SWIM
DICKHEAD
 SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO CUNT
CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DICKHEAD
CHECK THIS OUT!
ARSEFACE: THE MUSICAL
 IF YOU'RE NOT WITH US YOU'RE WITH THEM
EVERY STROKE IS THE GRAVY STROKE 
 PARTY TIME IS DANGER TIME
 VILLAGE IDIOTS
 JUST BECAUSE IT'S SOAP DOESN'T MEAN IT'S CLEAN



5 comments:

dyl said...

The "Shitknot" one was awesome.

Dyer said...

Yeah fucken eh, they should make a few more of those

Luc-arse said...

where is the "frenzal on ice"?

Simon Greenwhich said...

Cool designs. I'd like to get one of those.
afl store

printed t-shirts said...

Your designs look totally amazing especially the characters. Thank you very much.